When the person interviewing you at your new job was the
person you insulted in the traffic, you go apologise tire
When you tell your friend , “your mama” and
turn around and
see his or her mum staring at you, meeeehn, you go collect plenty slaps.
When mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and you try
to kill it with your bare hands, you must provide proof ohhh, or else???
When Patience Ebele is your English teacher before WAEC, Na
A1 you go get, no worry.
When Victor Valdes wins Goal keeper of the year, abeg eeeee
na wahala bi dat.
When you update your salary thing on facebook and your land
lord comments “on point” you go travel go villa by force.
When you are in a bus and you throw away N500 note instead
of gala wrapper, oboy, e don red bi dat!
When your dad works at nepa
and they take light and you shout God punish nepa….. and he is there
with you,,, na your mama go they pay your school fees.
When you dey on top of okada and the okada man dey ping , na
automatic ticket to baba GOD BE DAT.
When you finish eating at an eatery and you find out your
wallet fell out in a taxi, start to prepare for grammar.
When Usain Both chase you with a aclass. Oboy just stop and
beg am.
When you give beggar N5000 note instead of the N50 U had in
mind, generosity don turn curse bi dat.
Enjoy your week guys.
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